I was at the bar, sipping on my gin and tonic. I had a good buzz going when this guy walked in. He looked me up and down as he made his way over to where I sat.
“Hey there,” he said with a smile, “What’s your name?”
His eyes were glued to my chest which got me thinking that maybe it was time for him to get some hands-on exploration of them. After all, they are one of my favorite features.
It didn’t take long before we found ourselves in the bathroom making out like teenagers caught behind the school gymnasium by their parents who drove around looking for them – only we weren’t kids anymore so it became more